United States Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys Hat: Bold, Unique, and Memorable Headwear
The Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys Hat is the ultimate accessory for anyone looking to add a touch of humor and boldness to their wardrobe. Featuring a witty phrase that’s bound to turn heads, this hat is perfect for those who aren’t afraid to embrace their individuality.
Key Features & Benefits
- Unique Design: The humorous phrase “pierced titties taste like house keys… and there’s no place like home” is embroidered in bold, high-quality thread across the front, ensuring your style speaks for itself.
- Premium Quality Material: Made from a durable and breathable cotton blend, this hat offers comfort and long-lasting wear. Whether you’re at a summer barbecue or a chilly autumn walk, this hat will keep you cool and stylish.
- Adjustable Fit: Featuring a classic adjustable strap at the back, this hat is designed to fit most head sizes comfortably, making it versatile for all wearers.
- Versatile Look: The sleek black color pairs effortlessly with a variety of outfits, from casual tees to more edgy, fashion-forward pieces, making it a perfect accessory for every occasion.
Why Buy This Hat?
The Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys Hat is not just a hat, it’s a conversation starter. If you’re tired of the same old accessories and want something that grabs attention while keeping things lighthearted, this hat is your go-to. The bold embroidery not only showcases your fun personality but also adds a playful twist to your wardrobe.
If you’re ready to step up your accessory game with a hat that speaks to your sense of humor and individuality, the Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys Hat is for you. It’s more than just a hat; it’s a way to express yourself and stand out from the crowd. Grab yours today and wear your humor proudly!
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.