Pedro Pascal Materialists Girl Shirt
$19.99
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Minimalist Design, Maximalist Energy: Be a “Materialists Girl” in Style
The Pedro Pascal Materialists Girl Shirt is a cheeky wink to the internet’s favorite heartthrob and the fans who love a little existentialism with their thirst traps. Simple in appearance, iconic in meaning, this shirt is a witty play on Pedro Pascal’s viral interview moment and the “material girl” trope—only with a philosophical twist. If you adore fashion, memes, and Marxist theory all in one, this shirt was practically designed for you.
This white tee features crisp, clean blue serif lettering that reads “Materialists Girl,” mimicking the iconic typefaces of fashion magazines while subverting the message with intellectual flair. It’s a soft, satirical masterpiece that looks couture but screams TikTok-core. Whether you wear it to brunch, the bookstore, or your next chaotic crush scroll session, this shirt balances irony and identity like no other.
Product Features:
- Material: 100% ringspun cotton for that soft-touch feel
- Fit: Classic unisex cut—relaxed, breathable, and flattering
- Design: Minimalist front print with high-contrast blue text
- Color: Solid white base, easy to pair with bold or neutral outfits
- Sizes: Ranging from S to 5XL for all gender identities and bodies
Who’s It For?
- Pedro Pascal fans who can’t stop watching edits
- Internet culture connoisseurs
- “Material girl” satirists with a taste for dialectical materialism
- Queer-coded fashionistas with memes in their bloodstream
- Anyone who uses irony to cope—and slay
The Pedro Pascal Materialists Girl Shirt is that rare find: chic, funny, and just absurd enough to break the algorithm. It’s a wearable inside joke about politics, identity, and desire. Get yours today and flex your philosophy with fashion.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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