ICE Can Gargle My Balls Shirt
$19.99
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Say It Louder: A Brutally Honest Shirt With a Bold Sense of Humor
For those who believe in speaking truth to power—with a touch of NSFW sarcasm—the ICE Can Gargle My Balls Shirt is a no-filter, all-attitude statement piece. Unapologetically graphic, hilariously savage, and politically charged, this tee is designed for anyone tired of tiptoeing around injustice. If you’re ready to flip the bird with fashion, this shirt’s for you.
This white short-sleeve shirt features an eye-grabbing design that combines retro colors with irreverent protest energy. The word “ICE” is rendered in large block letters with icy frost accents, boldly boxed in patriotic red and blue. Beneath it? The unmistakable message: “Can Gargle My Balls,” in deep blue block lettering. Whether you see it as a personal jab at ICE or a larger critique of oppressive systems, this shirt doesn’t play nice—and that’s exactly the point.
Product Features:
- Material: Soft, lightweight 100% cotton for maximum comfort
- Fit: Classic unisex cut, easy to style and layer
- Design: High-contrast print that pops against the white fabric
- Print Quality: Durable screen-printing made to last through wear and washes
- Sizes: Available from S to 5XL to fit every fighter
Who Should Wear This Shirt?
- Anti-ICE activists and immigration justice warriors
- Sarcasm enthusiasts with a cause
- Protesters who prefer punchlines over platitudes
- Artists, punks, and anyone who believes the personal is political
You’re not here to blend in. You’re here to challenge, mock, and call out the absurd. This shirt doesn’t pretend to be diplomatic—it makes a scene. And sometimes, that’s exactly what’s needed. The visual style might make people chuckle, but the message?
Add the ICE Can Gargle My Balls Shirt to your lineup and show the world exactly how much chill you don’t have.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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